It's brain pickin' time

If I'm going to do this right, I have a lot to learn about biology, laboratory methods, agricultural science, etc. I could take the “crazy recluse trying to cure cancer in his basement with dryer lint” route, but I happen to live a few blocks from a university with a specialty in agricultural research and it would be a shame to waste such a great resource.

In all my years of working and studying on campus, I've never actually made connections with anybody from the Ag Dept. But how hard can it be to knock on a few doors? Worst case, they dismiss me as crazy and call security.

But best case? I find a potential collaborator who actually knows what they're doing.